Monday, October 20, 2008

How You Know Your Husband is Cheating

I shouldn't joke. I already told Kevin that I was going to title my post that and he rolled his eyes. I am making a reference to a House, MD episode.

Orange guy: I was playing golf and my cleats got stuck. It hurt a little but I kept playing. The next morning I could barely stand up. … Well, you’re smiling, so I take it that means this isn’t serious. [House pops a couple pills.] What’s that? What are you doing?

House: Painkillers.

Orange guy: Oh, for you. For your leg.

House: No, ’cause they’re yummy. You want one? Make your back feel better. [He hands him one.] Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem. Your wife is having an affair.

Orange guy: What?

House: You’re orange, you moron. It’s one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn’t picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors, she’s just not paying attention. By the way, do you consume just a ridiculous amount of carrots and megadose vitamins? [Orange guy nods slightly.] Carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Find some finger paint and do the math. And get a good lawyer.

Now. Look at this wonderful picture of me my husband took. (I look bad. It was late-ish. We took the kids to this after-hours thing at the Aquarium). My husband walked in front of me and behind me. He took this picture. You think he would have noticed there was something wrong with my V-Neck blouse.

You say: But, Erin, you are not wearing a V-neck blouse.
I say: Uh, yes I am.

Look at the picture again. Doesn't the collar look funny? It's BACKWARDS! OMG! I walked around in public with my V-Neck Blouse on BACKWARDS!

Uhm. I have no more words. Thank you.


Felicia said...

LOL! That is hilarious! What did your husband say once you told him about it? It would be one thing if you had long hair that covered it up! the high school...girls are wearing these shirts that cut down their maybe everyone thought you were trying to be trendy! You crack me up!

Erin Tales said...

Felicia... I might have to let my husband explain how he missed my backwards V-Neck. I'll have to get him to comment. Maybe I can start a whole backwards shirt trend. LOL.

I am Jamie Sue! said...

LOL! That's hilarious!! I do stuff like this ALL the time.

Melissa said...

Hey there,

e-mail me would you....regarding the chiropractic thing.


ktales said...

Hmm... where to begin on this one. I thought it was the nature of the shirt, did she also mention I put my sons shoes on the wrong feet the other day??? My aunt busted me for that one. (yeah, I'm adding fuel to the fire)

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

You're just so stylish you don't even know you're setting trends!

ktales said...

I agree with colleen

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JenOms said...

LOL. That's funny. I think that's happened to me before :)

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